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Cap'n Crunk Loops Body Cream

$7.00
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Cap'n Crunk Loops Body Cream

 

What does any good Pirate Cap'n of a most colorful sort do when he reaches land?

He gets CRUNK, of course!

All that pillaging, murder, and stealing works up a hearty appetite for booze and destruction!

Or it's just the good stuff at the bottom of your favorite bowl of cereal and it's freaking delicious and sweet and totally made for slurping.

MMMM...Get Some.

 

 

100% Natural and absolutely swoon worthy!
Super thick and very creamy, this product lies somewhere between a lotion and a body butter.

Not hard like a butter, but nowhere near as runny as a lotion.

Simple ingredients and so wonderful for your skin! Gentle yet super moisturizing!
 
I have searched High and Low to find a preservative that wasn't totally chemically laden and could support a goat milk based product for longer than 6 months. Well, guess what?! I found one and it's fabulous! This product will hold for 2 years!

Not that it will last you that long, you will NEED to use it, it just feels so wonderful!
A little bit goes a very long way. Not intended for use on face. This is a heavy moisturizer.

INGREDIENTS: Water, Goat Milk, Safflower Oil, Natural Emulsifying Wax, Vegetable Stearic Acid, Aloe Vera Whole Leaf Juice, Vegetable Glycerin, Shea, Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Potassium Sorbate, Fragrance. No synthetics or colorants added.

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