Unicorn Milk Body Bar
Vapid's Signature Scent, it's creamy and sweet, drenched in berries and nectar, like nothing you've smelled, but so familiar you can't help but be attracted to it. This is what unicorns are made of, the lifeblood of happy and the origin of magic...only it's a lotion bar and it only makes your skin soft, but it smells like it could bring about world peace. Because Unicorns, and they smell like love.
Vapid Body Bars (AKA Lotion Bars) are intensely moisturizing and meant for use on hands, feet and body, they are too concentrated for facial use. This moisturizer is the perfect spot treatment for patchy, dry skin or problem areas, like elbows and knees. Hands and feet LOVE these lotion bars, they are not a true lotion, since there is no water added, so they help to protect our heavy working hands and feet. No water means that this moisturizer doesn't wash away as easily with water, helping to protect these problem areas and provide the moisture and care that your skin needs.
How To Use Body Bars:
Body bars are in a twist up tube for easy use and to keep the butter where it belongs, not all over the place! Just twist off the top and spin the bottom of the tube to raise and then rub the bar on the areas that need an intense dose of hydration. Body Bars are at their best when used on heels and on cracked, dry hands and skin. A neat trick for feet is to slather this bar on your tootsies and then slap some socks on there until the goodness is soaked in, and wake up to the beginning of a step in the smooth direction! (ha...ha...ha...)
Ingredients: Beeswax, Rice Bran Oil, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Oat Extract and Vitamin E (Some Bars Contain Fragrance)
Vapid Body Bars are 2 ounces of buttery goodness!
Posted by Jared on Feb 21st 2017
I'm a pepperoni person. I've had miserable dry skin for my entire life, and over the course of the last few years my diabetes has exacerbated my body-covering psoriasis 10 fold. My skin is constantly red-spotted, irritated, cracked, sore, and covered in scaling. I've tried everything from prescription steroid lotions to OTC balms, ointments, lotions, bars, and even herbal and homeopathic remedies. Some of them help more than others, but I'm always itchy and in pain.
My wife figured she'd give the Unicorn Milk bar a shot for me (seeing how she adores the rest of the Vapid lineup) and my feedback after just a couple uses is this:
I feel normal. NORMAL! I'm not itchy, I'm not in pain, there's visible healing occurring in my skin! I don't feel oily or like I'm swimming in a coat of lotion. I can sleep at night without waking a dozen extra times because my skin is so irritated that I can't be comfortable. The application is easy and the scent is wonderful! I absolutely swear by this bar and I'll sing its praises til I'm six feet under. (Who knew that delving into the wonderful world of indie nail polish with my wife would one day save my skin?)
You have no idea what a life changer the Unicorn Milk bar is for me. Damn near cried the first time I applied it.
Posted by Jamie Owen on Apr 8th 2016
This stuff is the SH*T! I kid you not, I can't stop telling everyone how awesome this product is. I work in healthcare & my hands are a hot mess from excessive hand-washing (in the winter, especially). Rubbing some Vapid Body Bar on the backs of my hands before bed has seriously worked wonders no other lotion or cream has EVER been able to measure up to. And, the Unicorn Milk scent is so yummy! It's a sweet-ish scent, but not too sweet, not too fruity, not flowery. You will not regret having this in your beauty arsenal. Dry skin won't know what hit it!